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Cash In Those Hankbucks For A Hankbuck Towel

Cash In Those Hankbucks For A Hankbuck Towel
Or more accurately a discount on your very own Hankbuck towel. The Venture Bros. crew at Titmouse are offering up a Hankbuck towel for a mere $25. However if you have any Hankbucks (one came with each Shirt Club shirt) print out this form on Astrobase Go!, fill it out and mail it in with your Hankbucks for a discount. Each Hankbuck is worth one buck off the towel, meaning if you were a subscriber the towel can be yours for only $15!
Ah, but if you subscribed to 2 shirt clubs it's so very double Hank!! Anyone ever find that golden Hank Buck????
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Aug. 21, 2013, 10:47am
  • by Case
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I think I'm gonna keep my Hank Bucks as collectors items and just buy the towel. Seriously, Hank bucks > $1.
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Aug. 21, 2013, 11:13am
Ah, going with the Hankbuck retirement fund, I see. I was thinking of going that way myself. If Hankbucks are worth one dollar today imagine how much they'll be worth in five or even ten years!
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Aug. 21, 2013, 11:53am
  • by Dave
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I, as well, am holding onto my Hankbucks but still purchasing a towel.

Maybe someday I can trade my towel and my fat wad of Hankbucks in for something even more Hank!
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Aug. 21, 2013, 12:27pm
  • by The Mysterious 'H'
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Perhaps they'll make a Hankbucks hanky or a hank of rope- I hanker for that.
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Aug. 21, 2013, 12:51pm
This series of hank references just made my day. Thank you guys. Or rather, Hank you.
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Aug. 21, 2013, 1:26pm
How many Hankbucks do I need in order to get the hover bike?
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Aug. 21, 2013, 1:21pm
  • by Abe Ba Goat Ta
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You need Rusty dollars for that.

Dean dollars get you the black speed suit.

Hatred dollars... you don't even wanna know.
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Aug. 21, 2013, 9:16pm
Hatred dollars gets ya basket of howdy-do.
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Aug. 22, 2013, 12:04am
  • by The Mysterious 'H'
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Nah, it's the Monarch Moola that gets you the really freaky stuff.
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Aug. 22, 2013, 12:55am
The hover bikes are owned by Augustus St. Cloud. They will cost you lots and lots of real money.

Or, perhaps you would prefer to engage Conjectural Technology for some under cover services?
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Aug. 22, 2013, 7:18am
  • by Captain V Bro.
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I'll take eight!

Limit of 2 towels per order.

DAMN!
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Aug. 21, 2013, 4:26pm
I was saving my Hank Bucks for a big helping of Student Green, assuming that they've added that to the menu at Cafe Hank.

But I am SOOOO getting this towel!

I'm still waiting on the last two shirts. Did anybody get the Calamity Conference Best Henchman shirt or the Now In Glorious Extra Color bonus shirt yet? Haven't even received the shipping notices as of today.
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Aug. 21, 2013, 9:16pm
Haven't gotten either yet but I did get shipping notification for the Calamity Conference one. Jackson mentioned on his LJ that the Extra Color shirts ship this week though, so they should come next week for us since we seem to be on the same shipping cycle which is roughly a week behind when the first batch reportedly goes out.
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Aug. 22, 2013, 2:11am
The GEC shirts are included in the shipment with the Calamity Conference shirt, I have mine and it's super-extra-great!
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Aug. 22, 2013, 10:39am
Ahh, thanks! Mine is out for delivery right now. Exciting!
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Aug. 22, 2013, 3:55pm
Still no shipment notification for me. :(

Off topic: I actually shipped a package at work today that was going to The New School in New York, but it wasn't for Dr. O.
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Aug. 22, 2013, 10:54pm
Got the last two shirts today. Strangely (or not) there was no shipment notification. Oh, and I ordered the towel on Thursday. S'all good now.
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Aug. 24, 2013, 4:08pm
I received my Calamity Conference shirt last Thursday. I didn't sign up for a GEC membership though.

I'm more of a provisional member of the Shirt Club.
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Aug. 23, 2013, 8:25pm
  • by Dean
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Yet, nobody wants the Dean washcloth.
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Aug. 23, 2013, 6:52pm
I got home from work today and there was my Hankbuck towel. So the first thing I did was to take a shower. BEST. DAMN. TOWEL. EVER!
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Aug. 30, 2013, 6:42pm
  • by Captain V Bro.
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SOLD OUT!!!!!!

Damn, I was just gonna order one!
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Sep. 16, 2013, 6:35pm
  • by Cazmosis
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The..uh...towel. Yeah, that was a bit of a letdown there.
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Oct. 24, 2013, 5:57pm
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cpc65

Sep. 21, 2013, 3:47pm
Cool beans! Maybe if you attend dressed only in your Hankbuck towel you'll win a prize?

matt513

Aug. 16, 2013, 5:06am
Found something neat, head over to Astrobase Go! website and view the HTML source of the poster page to be amazed. http://astrobasego.com/

Devin T. Quin

Jul. 22, 2013, 10:40pm
Thanks for linking to my article, guys! Love the site. Some other funny stuff they went over that I didn't think there was room in article for: • Doc and Jackson have NEVER tried any of the drinks Doc Venture mixes. Hammer says he's "Obsessed with [Rusty] being a bad scientist, and therefore a bad mixologist." Jackson says some of the drinks wouldn't work on a chemical level. •Jackson thinks Rusty might have been laid a couple dozen times. Doc thinks "15, tops." They agree that he's written every single time down. • They have no immediate plans for the Hank Bucks, which are photocopied moneky with Hank on the front you receive with your t-shirt orders. They stressed that Shirt Club shirts will never be reprinted. They joked with the audience about a Golden Hank Buck, which will get you into the Astrobase, but they also said the Golden Hank Buck is "The mother of all lies," so take that with a grain of salt.

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